"And so it was that only those with perfectly aligned footvents saw the true face of footvents and they were silenced by his perfection!" —The Book of Vents, Chapter 7, Verse 9Edit
footvents is the only user on the entire forum with perfectly aligned footvents. He is considered a sort of demi-god since he was spawned from one of Didzo's creations after Didzo applied the ugliest, most mis-aligned footvents he could find to its feet. Sometimes he gives very good advice and seems to get his information from shadowy sources. Some users think he is an alternate account, but he has proven his ability to upload creations and all current Spore games appear on his profile page. During the great Washmoose conspiracy, he revealed himself to be a member of The Washmoose Society, which is likely how he manages to keep such a close eye on the forum.